Better than zoloft....

Wow... It's fast paced. Raucous. Funny. Disturbing.

Why it's Cat-tastic...



*No animals were dressed in the production of this video*

Pointless...and funny....

World News Online has found the most pointless use of hair extensions (if you don't count the Tyra Banks show, America's Next Top Model) .

Check out what people do with Horse Hair at that link or...


If not check out what this woman does with the fur left over from cat grooming ....I didn't know there was such a thing as cat grooming but apparently there are side benefits...




If you thought she was a crazy cat lady.. Oh no! She pales.

Ripping your hair out by the roots...

See when this debuted in the late 80's and it sounded like a cool idea...



The reality was something much darker... more sadistic... And kind of funny.



But I never thought I guy would use it...





good thing woman have babies...

Dieting annoys me # 2

Dieting annoys me # 1

Scales annoy me.

Do you have some extra spare change?

I suggest shopping at Stupid.com for the beleaguered executives who are in the news lately and feeling unloved. Maybe a gift will help and the choices are endless.

Since any money I have will somehow magically find its way into a bonus check for some exec at AIG; I suggest that you have fun with your money before that happens.

Send them some love in the form of Uncle Oinker's Savory BACON FLAVORED MINTS.


Much cooler than a spa jaunt, I say. And way manlier.


If that doesn't quite say it for you how 'bout these?



Sort of the candy version of "eat chocolate" if you get my drift...

Here's a close-up.

What's Tazzy doing now?

Today Tazzy's hangin' 10 on the Banzai Pipeline with guess who?

Annoying Colon Cleanse Infommercial...

...Words escape me....

This does not annoy me...

and as aside.... no animals were dressed to make this video

Why cats shouldn't wear clothes...

Cosmetic ads...

For a long time I've been annoyed by celebs that sell products from under unlined (read: botoxed), surgically enhanced faces. Saying they use these products (from silicone filled lips) and if I use them I can look like them.

And I've been annoyed by make-up companies that hawk the same old stuff in new containers ... the only difference? Photoshop and some rockin' make up artists.

Looks like L'oreal got snagged a while back. In the Daily Mail

"L'Oréal told the ASA (* note -Advertising Standards Authority, a UK organization) which deemed the ads misleading, its product made the tips of lashes more visible, giving a lengthening effect.

Penelope Cruz was wearing a few individual false lashes inserted into her natural lashes to fill in the gaps in her natural lashes for a consistent standard of lashes."

Know what I say to that?

COW PADDIES....